Dictionary.com defines the
word 'Unk' as: No entry found.
However if it was an acronym
it might stand for: University Of Nebraska at Kearney or United Ninja
Klan.
Needless to say Unk has neither
the super coolness of the United Ninja Klan or the spelling power of the
University of Nebraska at Kearney. So who is Unk? He's a southern rapper,
yo. Check it out.
You might notice
he enjoys the expression 'walk it out'. Considering that there are 382
words in the song and the word 'walk' appears 38 times. Does he go on
a bit? You betcha.
Is it the best
song ever because of this? Not by a mile.
Also fun is Unk's
album... (I swear he sounds like a character from B.C...)
< BEAT'N DOWN YO BLOCK!
Which includes
such classic tracks as:
Beat'n Down Yo
Block
Comin' Down Da
Street
Fresh Dressed
Ayyy
Smokin' Sticky
Sticky
and everybody's
favourite love ballad:
Hold On Ho
Needless to say
Unk's junk aint got no spunk. Clunk. Dunk. Monk. Funk. Sunk. Cha-Chunk.
But you probably
are asking 'but PD, I need more proof before I condemn a man on the basis
of Smokin' Sticky Sticky alone!' Need more proof aye?! Well here's the
lyrics:
Ayyyyyyy
[Chorus:]
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now
(that's the chorus. Now Walk
It Out - 7 times in a row. It's kind of like Unk pushed his producer aside
when he suggested a second line and said "Hold On Ho, i'm The Unk.
I know what I'm doing.)
West Side Walk It Out
South Side Walk It Out
East Side Walk It Out
North Side Walk It Out (basically that's
a holla out for everybody in the world to walk it out... seriously I know
you're thinking what I'm thinking but there is no explanation for what
'walk it out' means, it's an Unk thing. It's best not to think too hard
about it.)
Now Hit Da Dance Floor
Now Bend Your Back Low
She Do It Wit No Hands (Do what? SEX?)
Now Stop Pop And Roll
Im Smokin Bubba Hoe (Who's Bubba Hoe? And does Bubba Hoe know?)
Now da In Trouble Hoe (Da In Trouble Hoe. Poor hoe, she's in da trouble.)
I Like Da Way She Move
An Undercover Hoe (... she's pretending not to be a hoe. THAT HOE. I mean.... HOE
THAT LOOKS LIKE NOT A HOE... So sneaky. And UNDERCOVER.)
Now Everybody Leanin
I Make Da Crowd Rock
Now Gone And Walk It Out
I See Dey On My Jock (The entire crowd has danced up on your jock? Wouldn't that hurt?)
She want Dat Bubble Gum (What the fuck are you on about Unk?)
Is Dat Dem Double Ment Twins (You've lost me... you've lost me)
2 Hoes Choosin Me
So I Know Dat Imma Win (You couldn't have gone to English class once! NOT ONCE Unk!
NOT ONCE!)
It's On Once Again
Patron Once Again (Patron? Is patron the right word for here? What are you talking
about? What happened to da double ment twins?!)
I Threw My Head Back
Then I Froze Like Da Wind (Neck snappage, it's a bitch.)
West Side Walk It Out
South Side Walk It Out
East Side Walk It Out
North Side Walk It Out (Oh god he's on that game again....)
[Verse 2:]
Dey Walk It On Da East
Dey Walk It On Da West
South Side Just Got It
And North just Snap Your Necks (North. Damn
North. Can never get with the program. Always snapping da necks.)
In Da Club
On Da Goose (Especially on da goose. That's where most of the neck snappage
happens. On da goose.)
Big Stacks (Big stacks of dead snapped neck geese.)
No Flex (And don't even think about getting any flex with your dead goose)
These Sucka Wanna Try Me
Tell Dem 2 Long Decks (... ? ...)
He Walkin Wit His Ones (His geese?)
Steady Smokin On Dat Fruit (He's smoking an apple?)
She Walkin Wit Her Friends
All In A Slow Group
O Shit There They Go
Dey Walkin On Da Flo (Poor Flo. does she know? is she a undercover hoe?)
Grey Goose (Again with the goose!)
Double Shots
It Will Let Your Body Go
My Niggas On My Side
Hatas Hatin Think It's Funny (One more making up of a word out of you Unk and I give up completely.)
Im Walkin On These Niggas
Now Im Gettin 2 Da Money
Froze On Dem Hoes
I'm Not Talkin Bout Dancin
Fool Count On Da Charm (I'm gone. I've had enough.)
Diamond Steady Steady Hancin (SHUT UP!)
That actually hurt my head.
My head now actuallyhurts. Unk - you illiterate bastard.
Speaking of illterate bastards.
Let's see what the folks at YouTube had to say.
softballjunky
(1 week ago) im a WHITE girl and i can walk it out better than a lot of black people
i know race don't matter and ya'll all know that... and just b-cuz i am
not f/ the ghetto or w/e doesn't mean i can't listen to stuff like this!
Apparently in
order to 'walk it out' you need to be black. However softballjunky seems
to think otherwise. CONTROVERSY ARISES.
MACKENZIEisAWSOME
(1 week ago) man i am half asian i can dance and i live in the ATL and i love it!!
yall peeps who dissin atl just be quiet and say shit bout yall home town
Oh oh! This Asian from Atlanta
can also WALK IT OUT. I smell Turf War coming on!
SoledadNights (1 week
ago) stfu u chank...you make the rest of us asian people look bad...using
that AZN shit...
the walk it out move is
from the bay...we TURF shit out like that...stop trying to bite on our
shit ATL...cuz any chance we can we shits on you atl men
Yeah I'm not sure what SoledadNights
is talking about. He should probably just walk it out.
sookietweet (1 week
ago) naw u need to quit talkin bout dat ATL cause we da crunkest 1s in
da game so shut tha fuk up and learn sum from us!!!!
Oh. Oh. It's official now.
Sookietweet said so. Atlanta is da crunkest.
ace930 (2 weeks ago) This song is fi.
Um.... This looks like a job
for URBAN DICTIONARY! 'If something is good or looks real good' Damn.
I thought it was going to be 'This song is retarded. FI means retarded.'
Final Thoughts: I
don't know about you, but I feel like walking it out.
< BEAT'N DOWN YO BLOCK!